mlp season 5 finale:
the mane 6 end up in an endless multitude of dystopian alternate realities caused by a cutie mark communist where they devote their life to war
I find it kind of painful knowing that my prediction of “Oh it’ll only take me about a week to wrap Fallout 4″ - from way before the game even came out - is turning out to be true.
Like, shit, is, done. Over. Finito.
All that’s left for me to do is aimlessly roam and just casually explore the remaining locations (and by “casually” I actually mean exterminate anything that happens to live there without even breaking a sweat), in the hope if finding something to do that isn’t a proceduraly generated “kill X at Y”, “clear X to build farm” or “fetch X for Y person” quest. Real shame.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s been hella fun, and 80 hours is… I… I guess an okay amount of time invested for a game, so I can’t exactly complain about that. But it’s definitely starting to become kind of boring and uneventful, so I guess I’ll just return to the fold and get back to arts on Wednesday, just as planned.
It’s true, 85 hours is a long time to invest into a game. But for me, I’m 22 hours in and still going strong.
Okay so at some point I might write/comic some kind of magical word-filled narrative and you guys aren’t gonna know what the hell is going on so here are some of my headcanons
Wolf lives in the safehouse. He’d probably not care enough about living somewhere decent (As heisting is his life now) and Bain was likely looking for someone to look after the safehouse anyway. So Wolf sleeps in the alcove with all the sleeping bags, usually alone unless there was a job that day and the group that carried it out need to stay in the safehouse overnight.
So those three boxes of mysterios stuff tagged Wolf in the safehouse? That’s probably everything he owns. And he’s probably incredibly territorial about it.
As a fugitive, Hoxton post HoxOut has nowhere to go, so he moves into the safehouse with Wolf. They have constant squabbles about which groceries to order.
Wolf is an avid cook. Avid, of course, does not necessarily mean good. He’s set the oven/toaster/microwave/extractor fan/blender/electric whisk on fire multiple times. The others are sure this is on purpose.
Wolf HATES Houston almost as much as Hoxton does. He feels he’s a shit replacement and Dallas was tripping balls when he invited him to join.
Wolf is constantly striving to upgrade his gear, specifically his mask HUD. When he can’t sleep or has nightmares, he gets up and tries to fix bugs in his code, which of course ends up breaking 150-odd other things because Wolf is a professional software developer.
The sentry guns’ IFF is based on recognising the crew’s masks. Many of them have been shot multiple times because they walked in maskless on Wolf while he was testing them.
Sokol endeavours to ice up the courtyard behind the safehouse every winter and organises 5-a-side games of hockey.
Do you have any headcanons? Feel free to reblog and add yours to the list!
My headcannons are:
Wick and Jacket as the “I hate Russia” club on the safehouse. That’s why they don’t hang out with Sokol that much.
Wolf has some serious mental breakdowns when he thinks of his family and needs to be controlled before he does something stupid.
Clover and Bonnie aren’t that friendly with each other, but they tolerate each other.
Chains stays most days awake “watching over” the safehouse in another flat across the laundry/safehouse.
Houston is the only one who can cook something decent in the entire team.
Today I encountered some raiders who wanted me to pay 250 caps to
cross a bridge, and I actually talked to them a bit before shooting them
in their faces. I never knew raiders were capable of conversation
