so i wanna talk about dead or alive, the fighting game series
and i am absolutely gonna throw myself under the bus with this post and reveal my power level as the ultimate horny boy
i do this because i find the information i possess to be absolutely hilarious and 100% worth sharing
so
dead or alive 5, the fighting game, got a pc release, right
dead or alive, in case you didn’t know, is a series known primarily for its cast of extremely conventionally attractive female characters, and said character’s ridiculously hypermobile titties
so what happens when a game full of sexy ladies gets a pc release
titty mods happen
now, the creators of DOA5 know this, and basically said to PC gamers “if you nude mod this, we won’t give you Dead or Alive Xtreme 3″
Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 being a spinoff of the DOA series which foregoes all of the “fighting game” nonsense and focuses exclusively on bouncing titties and extremely small swimsuits
basically, the developers gave PC gamers a choice: eat dinner now and wait for desert later, or have your desert now and never eat again
PC gamers chose the latter option and nude modded DOA5. they nude modded the shit out of DOA5. they made nude mods for DOA5 that were so high quality you would think you were looking at real photos of human beings if it weren’t for the impossible anime faces on them
and when DOAX3 released, PC gamers asked “where’s our one?” and the devs responded “you don’t get to have any. we warned you and you didn’t listen, and now you don’t get DOAX3.”
too bad how sad, right?
wrong
in response to this, PC modders bought PS4 copies of DOAX3 and just… ripped everything out of it. hacked the game, took out all of the models, animations, and costumes, and modded them back in to DOA5
so basically, PC modders meticulously recreated DOAX3 in DOA5. everything that mattered.
and the funniest part of all of this?
DOA5 is free to play on PC
so when the developers of DOA denied DOAX3 to PC players, PC players responded by creating a completely free version of DOAX3 for themselves, with titties and everything. the DOA devs played themselves.
i just think that this whole sequence of events is fucking hilarious. the sheer gall. the determination. the way things unfolded. it’s all so goddamn funny. the ingenuity, the community collaboration, the acts of defiance, all in the name of rendering a naked anime boob in 4K. it’s so goddamn funny.
I’m still salty that DOAX3 isn’t on PC for no damn good reason, but this is good to know.
The U.S. House of Representatives just voted 231-189 to gut the FCC’s Internet privacy rules that prevent Internet Service Providers (ISPs) like Comcast and Verizon from selling their customer’s personal information to advertisers without their consent. The measure already passed the Senate last week, so it will now head to the President’s desk for signing.
Yesterday, digital rights group Fight for the Future, known for organizing massive protests against SOPA and for net neutrality announced that they will put up billboards with the names of every member of Congress who voted to sell off their constituent’s privacy rights.
“Today Congress proved once again that they care more about the wishes of the corporations that fund their campaigns than they do about the safety and security of their constituents,” said Evan Greer, campaign director of Fight for the Future.
“Gutting these privacy rules won’t just allow Internet Service Providers to spy on us and sell our personal information, it will also enable more unconstitutional mass government surveillance, and fundamentally undermine our cybersecurity by making our sensitive personal information vulnerable to hackers, identity thieves, and foreign governments,” she added.
The group released a draft mock-up of what the initial billboard – which will be unveiled in Washington, DC and in select districts – will look like, with the names of the 50 Senators who voted for the bill last week. Today they tweeted a mock-up of a billboard targeting Rep Marsha Blackburn, who has taken nearly $700,000 in contributions from telecom companies over her career.
“Congress should know by now that when you come for the Internet, the Internet comes for you,” Greer added, “these billboards are just the beginning. People from across the political spectrum are outraged, and every lawmaker who votes to take away our privacy will regret it come election day.”
By using the CRA to gut the FCC broadband privacy rules, lawmakers voted to allow ISPs to:
-Monitor and sell customer’s location data, search history, app usage, and browsing habits to advertisers without your permission
-Hijack customer’s search results, redirecting their traffic to paying third parties
-Insert ads into web pages that would otherwise not have them
Fight for the Future was instrumental in the massive grassroots campaign that successfully pushed the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) to enact the strongest net neutrality protections in US. history last year. They built the page BattleForTheNet.com, which was responsible for more than ¼ of all the net neutrality comments received by the FCC during its feedback process, and were behind the Internet Slowdown protest, which was supported by more than 40,000 websites including some of the largest on the Web like Kickstarter, Etsy, Netflix, and Tumblr.
The group also helped take the fight for net neutrality into the streets with creative protest campaigns like Occupy the FCC and the nationwide Internet Emergency protests.
Fight for the Future is best known for their role in the massive online protests against SOPA, the Stop Online Piracy Act, and continues to organize many of the largest protests in the history of the Internet. Over the summer, they organized the high profile Rock Against the TPP tour featuring many celebrities and well known musicians. Learn more at FightFortheFuture.org
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Spread this far and wide. We will NOT be a Big Brother state.
Hold the GOP to the same standards we hold the Dems and make them HIGH standards, because we deserve better than both parties’ Establishment have been plopping on our plates. We rejected them when we put Trump in office.
TIL that a cat once co-authored a physics paper. In 1975, a physicist had just finished writing a paper and was ready to publish but realized that he had used ‘we’ instead of ‘I’ throughout, despite being the sole author. Not wanting to edit the paper, he listed his cat, Chester, as a co-author.
The 20 first to REBLOG THIS POSTWITH A GOOD REFERENCE OF THEIR PONY will be added near Honey for a lovely group picture in glorious colors ! Also put “Honey butt” in your tags so I know you read all that.
Good Luck, and thank you again for this milestone !
My
gf of 3 years is the queen of “wherever” and “I don’t care” when it
comes to this. This little game fixed our problem immediately. It takes
the pressure off of her, but still gives her a choice about where to
eat.
(this can also work with kids and indecisive friends)
Well hot dang I’m at 300 followers already, thank you all so much! Well it’s time for one of these again, here are the rules same as before:
Like and/or reblog this post to enter, both count! But you must be following me to be picked and 1 like and 1 reblog per person please!
In a couple of days I’ll look at the notes and use a random number generator to pick out 2 winners.
I’ll announce the winners and send them a message, Then you just gotta tell me what you want!
Some conditions:
Ponies only please! But, I’ll accept canon and OC’s for this (of course you gotta supply me with a reference!)
2 characters max please!
Please check my will not draw list for kinks and stuff I don’t feel comfortable drawing (please note: as the page says the list may not be exhaustive, meaning that there may be things I won’t feeling comfortable drawing but haven’t thought to list, if you’re not sure just ask!)
Also when thinking of what you’d like me to draw try to be as descriptive as possible, the more direction I have the better!
And that’s it! Good luck! Thanks again for following!
where’s that css video of the guy who plants the bomb but then gets killed and the bots cant find the bomb to disarm so they just all scream at each other until it explodes
Everypony has to grow up eventually, and now your character in Legends of Equestria is no exception. Start out as a foal, and grow into an adult as you learn about the magical world of Equestria; make friends, go on adventures, and earn your very own Talent Mark! Foals can still have fun in Equestria, but there are some adventures that only an adult pony can experience!
