why did the cake is a lie become the like most quoted portal thing when literally everything glados said was funnier
“Look, we both said a lot of things that *you’re* going to regret.”
“Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it. WELL I WONT LET YOU. how does that feel?”
“Nice job breaking it, hero”
“Look at you. sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle…piloting a blimp”
Like this bitch had a goldmine of good lines
“Maybe after you finish this test, I’ll let you take the elevator all the way up to the break room… and I’ll tell you about the time I saw the deer again.”
“It’s a mystery I’ll have to solve later. By myself. Because you’ll be dead.”
“Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noise– * really loud ass train horn* “I’m sorry, I don’t know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact.“
“Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.”
“Don’t let that ‘horrible person’ thing discourage you. It’s just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother’s decision to abandon you on a doorstep.”
”Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I’m sorry. You didn’t react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That’s why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.“
“Wait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version- [unintelligible] There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I’ll be right back.”
“This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They’re the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That’s you in five seconds. Good luck.”
“That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid. That’s not me talking, it’s right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid. Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It’s a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!”
“Oh, hi. How are you holding up? Because I’m a POTATO.”
”Remember, these exhibits ARE interactive. Like a children’s museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with REAL acid. Like at a WELL FUNDED children’s museum.“
“No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you.”
you know that feeling when….you play as the healer and fucking junkrat does his ult but drives straight passed your team and solo ults you like……4 times in a match…….
YOU KNOW WHEN THE ENEMY TRACER SOLO ULTS YOU WHEN YOU’RE THE HEALER AND ITS P CLEAR YOU’RE THEIR TOP PRIORITY TO KILL
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU’RE THE HEALER AND THE ENEMY WINSTON MAKES YOU THEIR TOP PRIORITY TO KILL AND LITERALLY FOLLOWS YOU AROUND THE MAP AND YOUR TEAM DOES NOTHING ABOUT IT
This matters a lot. The previous fights for net neutrality were won in part with the support of scrappy online companies like Tumblr, whose CEO, staff and users worked together to send a strong message to Congress and the FCC about the importance of a neutral internet, free from ISPs who slow down your connections to services unless they pay bribes for “premium” carriage.
With Trump’s FCC set to slay Net Neutality, the internet is once again planning a day of coordinated action: on July 12, sites across the net will send their users to the FCC and Congress to demand that ISPs be held to a public service standard befitting the trillions of dollars in public subsidies they receive every year in the form of access to rights of way through our cities and between them.
However, Tumblr is not among the companies presently slated to participate, and sources within the company told The Verge that the company and its CEO, David Karp (once a staunch Net Neutrality campaigner) have been given orders to sit this one out.
Keep an eye on your ‘net neutrality’ posts guys. they may suddenly and for no reason up and vanish because the new parent company decides that they may not like what their new social media platform is announcing.
I received an eMail update from Stefan’s friend Mark via his GoFundMe and, well, read for yourselves:
“Friends and supporters,
This is the update I never wanted to write. During moments of distress and heartache, time can become a friend and ease us down the road from our pain. Our hearts become a little lighter and we allow ourselves to hope.
But as many of you know, cancer has its own agenda. Stefan’s post-surgery diagnosis revealed devastating news - his condition has progressed to Stage 4. As his wife Steina said, “life expectancy is significantly impaired.”
Despite the best efforts of his excellent Icelandic medical team, and Stefan’s personal heroism, there is no apparent cure. There are always experimental processes, and they will be woven into the fabric of Stefan’s care if at all possible.
But for now and the immediate future, family and friends are concentrating on being positive, giving Stefan whatever he needs to recover from his most recent surgery, and regain his energy for as long as possible.
He is an extraordinary man - do I need to tell you that? He is moving beyond fear to a courageous and practical frame of mind. He has plans for several projects which I am certain will delight his fans worldwide.
And so I come to the part of this message where I put on my fundraising hat. You have all been so generous and kind these past few months, as our running total will attest. Can you do more?
It’s hard to ask, but that is my job and I’m going to keep asking until people start throwing rocks at me.
I want us to raise a staggering amount so that Stefan will not have to bear the additional worry of his family’s future, at least in the short term.
Thank you for your kindness and your concern for our friend Stefan.
Help spread the word!”
I don’t normally post negative things on here, but I feel for the poor bastard. I hope, through some miracle, things work out for him.
Thank you all so much guys! I’ve Been drawing consistently for just over half a year now and things have kind of exploded for me recently, it really makes me happy to see more and more people liking my art :D
To celebrate, I’m going to be taking 5 winners for 500 followers!
However, due to my holiday, I’m going to need some time to catch up, finish the previous raffle winners’ pics and work on those wips I posted. So I’m going to be leaving the raffle up for one week. (I still wanted to post the raffle now to keep it in line to when I’m actually achieving the milestones).I’ll post up a reminder on the morning of the day I’m picking them out to let ya know when it’s happening.
Here are the rules:
Like and/or reblog this post to enter, both count! But you must be following me to be picked and 1 like and 1 reblog per person please!
In one week I’ll look at the notes and use a random number generator to pick out thewinners.
I’ll announce the winners and send them a message, Then you just gotta tell me what you want!
Due to the number of winners I’ll be working on two winners at a time in order of those to reply/send me their idea.
Some conditions:
Ponies only please! But, I’ll accept canon and OC’s for this (of course you gotta supply me with a reference!)
2 characters max please!
Please check my will not draw list for kinks and stuff I don’t feel comfortable drawing (please note: as the page says the list may not be exhaustive, meaning that there may be things I won’t feeling comfortable drawing but haven’t thought to list, if you’re not sure just ask!)
Also when thinking of what you’d like me to draw try to be as descriptive as possible, the more direction I have the better!
And that’s it! Good luck! Thanks again for following!
Did I reblog this already? I don’t remember if I did or not. Congratulations (again?)
