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mirroredseaaa:
“Merry Christmas!!
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mirroredseaaa:

Merry Christmas!!

the-smiling-pony:

fistopher:

humming-fly:

nurselofwyr:

foxghost:

Get yourself un-shadowbanned
That post seems to be going around a bit but not the reblog on how to fix it, so here’s another

  • Go to postlimit, put in your blog name, TAKE A SCREENSHOT
  • Go to tumblr support and file a support ticket. Category: Blog incorrectly marked explicit. Details: posts hidden from search results. Attach the screenshot. Do this even if you’ve already filed a support ticket N days ago without a screenshot. Make sure the relevant blog is chosen and you have the right contact email address.

They got back to me within an hour.

Seriously - follow this. I was shadow-banned, and they fixed it within seconds.

Not an exaggeration - I got the “we received your ticket” and “we’ve fixed it” e-mail in the same minute.

ok I filled this support form out TWICE without hearing back from staff for weeks, but literally the second i sent the form with the screenshot the problem was resolved - there is clearly some sort of bot checking for attachments so this is a genuinely good solution if you’ve been shadowbanned 

@afrosabi @that-fabulousbastard

Latest “hack” to get un-shadowbanned: just fucking ask their bot to.

raspberrymama:
“ viewtiful-kim:
“ solluxisms:
“ systlin:
“ strutsonicely:
“ tomyfancy:
“ systlin:
“I’M DYING
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Day 3 of 5
“Dear Citizen,
In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue:...

raspberrymama:

viewtiful-kim:

solluxisms:

systlin:

strutsonicely:

tomyfancy:

systlin:

I’M DYING

Day 3 of 5

“Dear Citizen,

In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue: wealth inequality. The richest 0.1% of Americans have as much wealth as the bottom 90%.

Our lawyers wouldn’t let us pursue our first choice - a campaign to eat all the rich people and live in their homes - so we settled for something more achievable. Today, Card Against Humanity has redistributed your wealth.

Using the survey you filled out when you signed up, we identified the 100 poorest recipients and sent them each  check for $1,000. To see how this $1,000 is impacting these peoples lives, read their stories at CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealth.com. The next 10,000 poorest recipients got a $15 refund check.

You got nothing. And if you don’t like it, tough titties.

I love you,

Cards Against Humanity”

I was one of the 100 to get the check from these folks, and holy shit I was CACKLING at the hurt people on Facebook. Some people only cared about their precious $15 when it helped the poor.

Congrats! I’m thrilled that some of my $$$ went to people who needed it. 

I went to their website for this to see if info on the other days was out, and their FAQ is so perfect I almost choked to death.

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“We’re Just Being regular correct” D A M

I stan one (1) card game

laymansterms12:

It’s that time of the year to post my favorite piece of game art

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autumngracy:

working-class-worm:

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WHAT a goddamn mood

rosexknight:
“ sine-cosine:
“ an-gremlin:
“ periegesisvoid:
“ theunicornkittenkween:
“ medusaofthesea:
“ scarlettstclair:
“ thequantumqueer:
“ ukeagent21:
“ freejimmer:
“ Why do they want us dead so badly
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stfu this price on food will keep me alive...

rosexknight:

sine-cosine:

an-gremlin:

periegesisvoid:

theunicornkittenkween:

medusaofthesea:

scarlettstclair:

thequantumqueer:

ukeagent21:

freejimmer:

Why do they want us dead so badly

stfu this price on food will keep me alive when I’m starving and putting quarters together to maybe stay alive until my next shift.

rich people: why is unhealthy food so cheap? don’t they know we have no self-control and will eat this until it causes health problems?

poor people: oh, thank god, something i can afford.

Five bucks can buy you so much more though if you take more than five minutes to prepare it.

Umm.
Idk where you’re buying groceries, but $5 doesn’t get me anything.

Lol they want u to live on salted pasta and nothing else. XDDD God forbid people want something cheap that TASTES good.

Like- if u have more than $5 u can buy lots of things in bulk and per serving it’s cheaper. But for just straight $5??? Fuck outta here. $5 is like the cost of one spice at a grocery store ffs

Yeah for just straight $5 I could maybe buy a bag of rice and a jar of peanut butter, and that’s honestly less complete nutrition than that fast food, which at least has some vegetables in it, some meat, etc.

Rich people don’t get that being poor actually costs money. Terry Pratchett summed it up pretty well in one of the Discworld books:

“But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.”

In fact, it’s such a good example that one widely used term to describe this socioeconomic bullshit is literally ‘Vime’s Boots’

The only thing I can think of that you can get for $5 that’s technically more food than Wendy’s is the 10 for $1 things they have at Kroger. However those aren’t complete meals and you can’t even get 5 of them with tax. So you can get 4 crappy little microwave dinners or frozen pizzas that are likely gonna leave you hungry even after you eat them OR one full meal at Wendy’s. Idk about y’all but I want Wendy’s.

fierceawakening:
“ ms-demeanor:
“ robinmichelleblake:
“ yoncevevo:
“LEGENDARY
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So? A lot of performers do it. Bruce Springsteen uses one. Tom Petty did. Paul McCartney does. As does Elton John. All of ‘em use teleprompters. It’s called being...

fierceawakening:

ms-demeanor:

robinmichelleblake:

yoncevevo:

LEGENDARY

So? A lot of performers do it. Bruce Springsteen uses one. Tom Petty did. Paul McCartney does. As does Elton John. All of ‘em use teleprompters. It’s called being prepared.

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Here’s Aerosmith using one.

It’s not that they didn’t take time to learn the lyrics. Sometimes you can’t remember them all, especially when you have a large catalogue of music like some of those I mentioned.

I once watched Billy Joel live and he flubbed a lyric near the start of a song. He stopped, laughed it off, and restarted the song laying emphasis on the lyric he messed up.

Memorizing lyrics for a song you’ve written and need to perform in front of people and keep separate from other lyrics you’ve written is the sort of difficult thing that seems pretty simple right up until you actually try to do it.

I wish I knew what exactly it’s from, but there’s a recording of Tori Amos live where the line she’s trying to sing is

“There’s Colonel Dirtyfishydishcloth, he’ll distract her. Good. Don’t worry so.”

(don’t ask, Tori is weird)

And she’s performing it and goes

“There’s Colonel Dirtyfish… fishydishy… … …”

It’s hilarious.

discord-trolls:
“Today’s Discord of the day is brought to you by: When you ‘felt’ a little strange
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discord-trolls:

Today’s Discord of the day is brought to you by:  When you ‘felt’ a little strange

incorrectmylittleponyquotes:

Tempest: To show you the power of Flex Tape-

*camera pans to the Storm King*

Tempest: -I threw this statue off a balcony

linkdoodle:
“ SUPER SMASH BROS.ULTIMATE
Alternative Cover Art~
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linkdoodle:

SUPER SMASH BROS.ULTIMATE
Alternative Cover Art~
🎮💥💣🗡🔫