helmetedmonkey:

seele-nerv:

Drink every time:

• You get kicked for no reason.
  
• You do Hotline Miami.
• You do Hoxton Breakout.
• The host disconnects out of nowhere near the end of the heist.
• You disconnect out of nowhere near the end of a heist
• A loot bag falls off the map.
• You see some asshole with only 4 First Aid Kits.
• The host is an asshole.
• The host is a hacker.
• Some asshole blows out a carefully planned stealth by doing something obviously wrong.
• Some asshole blows out stealth on purpose.
• Over 4 specials spawn in the same area around your downed friend.
• You want something from a DLC. 
• You get a cash/experience bonus card.
• You get a shitty mod card.
• Someone blows out the lab in Rats.
• Some asshole does nothing in Meltdown but ride the car.

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• Some asshole moves the bags in the wrong direction.
• Some moron wastes a keycard on the Infirmary in Hoxton Breakout when you have 14 First Aid Kits, 3 Doctor Bags and no ammo.
• You play the same heist so much you get a -1% XP for it that never seems to want to go away.
• Some asshole does something stupid to turn the Gangsters on Rats Day 2 hostile after you made the meth.