seele-nerv
PAYDAY 2: The Drinking Game

Drink every time:

  • You get kicked for no reason.
  • You do Hotline Miami.
  • You do Hoxton Breakout.
  • The host disconnects out of nowhere near the end of the heist.
  • You disconnect out of nowhere near the end of a heist
  • A loot bag falls off the map.
  • You see some asshole with only 4 First Aid Kits.
  • The host is an asshole.
  • The host is a hacker.
  • Some asshole blows out a carefully planned stealth by doing something obviously wrong.
  • Some asshole blows out stealth on purpose.
  • Over 4 specials spawn in the same area around your downed friend.
  • You want something from a DLC. 
  • You get a cash/experience bonus card.
  • You get a shitty mod card.
  • Someone blows out the lab in Rats.
  • Some asshole does nothing in Meltdown but ride the car.

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helmetedmonkey

  • Some asshole moves the bags in the wrong direction.
  • Some moron wastes a keycard on the Infirmary in Hoxton Breakout when you have 14 First Aid Kits, 3 Doctor Bags and no ammo.
  • You play the same heist so much you get a -1% XP for it that never seems to want to go away.
  • Some asshole does something stupid to turn the Gangsters on Rats Day 2 hostile after you made the meth.