ask-teenage-scootaloo:

Now this is pony tale im a bout to tell
How my filly days got flipped, turned derp round
It’ll only take second just to spill
about how i became the Scootaloo of Ponyville

In West Fillydelphia, bred and raised
with all the pegasi ponies i spent my days
Swaggin, braggin, and horsing around
Scootin through town, tearing up the ground

When a couple of foals were up to no good
Starting bullying me and my scooter crew
I loss one little race then my momma got ill
Said “Your movin to live with your Aunty in Ponyville”

I whistled for a carriage and as it got near
I forget i cant fly, thats a pegasus fear
Well its just earth ponies i’ll show off scoot skills
And thats how i became the Scootaloo of Ponyville