the-legend-of-zelda-series:

kawaiipiranha:

-Nintendo announces that Mario Party 10 is using the cars again

-Nintendo Announces that the new Animal Crossing game for Wii U is a board game

-Nintendo Announces that the first new Metroid game since Other M is a 4-player, slow paced, spin-off with a chibi artstyle

-Nintendo Announces that the new Mario Tennis game only has one court and none of the modes from previous games

-Nintendo Announces that one of the final DLC characters for Smash 4 is a SIXTH fire emblem character, leaving franchises like Donkey Kong and Metroid painfully under-represented

-Nintendo Announces that despite universal backlash and criticism, the new Paper Mario game is going to be a sequel to Sticker Star

-Star Fox Zero’s motion controls CAN NOT be disabled, the two-screen mechanic MUST be used, and radio chatter only comes out of the gamepad speakers. There is also no dogfighting mode, online or off.

-Nintendo delays Zelda Wii U/NX from 2015 until 2016… and then from 2016 until 2017

JUST STOP FUCKING UP NINTENDO! STOP

I’m going to go over each points and give my thoughts on them.

1: I agree. I hate the car mechanic.
2: Never cared about Animal Crossing.

3: In its defense, Metroid Prime Federation Force actually looks pretty fun. If you can get over the fact that it doesn’t include Samus as the main character, and play with friends it should be a good time.

4: I never bought Mario Tennis Ultra Smash, but I saw how lacking it was in Gameplay. So I guess I agree with you there.

5: While I agree that Donkey Kong and Metroid Series have less represenation in Smash. Corrin’s moveset is just unique enough that I’ll let it slide.

6: I didn’t like Sticker Star, not looking forward to Color Splash

7: I’m fine with Motion Controls in Star Fox Zero.

8: “A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is bad forever” - Shigeru Miyamoto