gloria reyes aka gloria, offense, two stars of difficulty, nicest mexican old lady in southern cali, can still kick your ass

abilities:
wooden spoon: deadly in close quarters think genji during his ult. could probably knock out a full health tracer in two shots. automatically OHKO’s an enemy reaper w/out fail and does double damage to anyone under 30. you can throw it in a pinch but you have to wait a while for it to reload

shrill scream: screams A DONDE CREES QUE VAS? to find her targets. paralyzes anyone in a thirty feet radius, and reaper wherever he is, giving her a chance to strike from up close

home made salsa: her projectile attack. throws a jar of home made picante to explode around her targets. does half damage to an enemy reaper

la chancla: her ult. summons the dreaded chancla to OHKO anyone on its path. yells COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT when shes on your team, and becomes the next ryu ga waga teki wo kurau that strikes fear on her enemies’ hearts when she yells VEN ACÁ MUCHACHO DEL CARAJO! as an enemy. does triple damage to reaper and causes special dialogue of him crying