quartz-poker:

intj-confessions:

unassumingvenusaur:

dr-sawbones:

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

necromatador:

hauntedfalcon:

knightless:

peppylilspitfuck:

Dear @staff,

As someone with anxiety, FUCK YOU for adding this audio bullshit to Tumblr.  Ads?  Cool, whatever.  Blasting audio while I’m listening to other things?  Go fuck yourself.  You seem to want to consistently do the things people hate.  Do you have meetings where you sit around a desk and ask, “What can we do that our users will hate today?” because literally everyone and their grandma hates audio ads. 

With hate,
~ Someone who will not be using Tumblr until there’s an xkit update to fix this bullshit. 

Cosigned.

Additionally, I cannot even find the goddamn source of the thing to turn it off on my own. What is this fresh bullshit, Tumblr?

While you wait, here’s a temporary fix in Chrome: 

As someone with an exaggerated startle response to sudden noises and loud noises, kindly go fuck yourself, Tumblr, and thanks @hauntedfalcon for the info provided above.

My ads are blocked and I ~still~ get the horrible sudden sounds. Thanks @staff.

Y’ALL I HAVE THE THINGY FOR THE BLACKLIST ONLY PUT THIS ON YOUR ADBLOCK BLACKLIST AND IT’LL BE GONE FOREVER

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Blocking these worked for me. Reblog to save a life. 

So that’s what that shit was? I was searching in vain for the source of that noise
today.

I can confirm this is annoying as hell, and I’ve had the Tumblr tab permanently muted. If someone has adblock, either come up with nonintrusive ads that Adblock will allow, or fuck off. This is just as bad as those sites that refuse to let you access them unless you whitelist them.