markiplierlovers:

markiplierlovers:

-helped this older lady pick out two stockings for her kids and she was like “you know what there grown ass adults who don’t appreciate nothing I ain’t getting these.” And I proceeded to say “you go girl.” The lady told my manager I was amazing at my job.

-as I was walking to put away my reacher tool cause I’m very short I said hello to a guy and asked him if he needed help finding anything and he said “what is that your torture device when some ones bad” (referring to my reach thing) and I responded with “no I’m just short” and the guy laughed and walked away.

-I was trying to find a place to put this Pokemon hat and this woman walks up to me ad goes “do you work here” I replied yes. And then she asked where she could find naughty clothes. A little confused I think for a bit but then I realize she wants sexy time clothes so I’m like “over there is the under garments.” I say quickly she gives me a half smile and walks away. I was a bit uncomfortable.

-I was sitting in the break room and there was two other girls in there I asked them how long they worked here and one said two years and the other said two weeks. One of them doesn’t care and the other hates it here. I just hope the two weeks lady doesn’t curse like she did in front of management.

(I’ll keep you updated as I work more shifts)

Second day:

-I was putting away towels as a kid ran up to me screamed and ran away. I mean I know towels are scary but come on kid.

-this old couple had pulled me a side asking about an air frier. I had no idea but I acted like I did and theblady goes “so what do you put in it” and I pointed to the box and go “air food” and she looks at me funny. I gave her a chuckle and said “look it comes in two colors.”

-this woman with her child kept pressing the help button for intimates and that plays over the speaker so I ran over there and was like “can I help you?” And the woman goes “no I just felt powerful.” and continued to press the button.

-so I was putting away frames and over my walkie talkie we hear some one say “THIS CHILD LOST HER PARENTS” and another guy goes “so we have lost parents.” “We don’t have a code for that” “should I stop every grown person and go ARE YOU LOST” then the manager comes on the walkie talkie and goes “shut up all of you, you all give me headaches. bring the child to customer services.” The child found her parents 20 minutes later.

-this woman wanted a fitbit and she was like “which color should o get purple or black” and I was like “purples cool but black makes you look even cooler.” The lady stared at me and then laughed. She got the purple.