djspile:

godzillasthunderthighs:

badaxefamily:

thegreatersunbro:

the-arcanite-force:

zillaofcybertron:

go-go-godzilla:

shyriadracnoir:

highly-radioactive-nerd:

spankzilla85:

godzillaresurgence:

rustybottlecap:

godzillaresurgence:

rustybottlecap:

kaijusaurus:

Well maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with

BIG

MEATY

CLAWS

HE’S JUST STANDING THERE, MENACINGLY!

RUN FOR YOU LIVES, EVERYONE! IT’S THE APPETIZER!

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!

We’re not ugly! We just stink!

IT’S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM.

Originally posted by citystompers

What the heck is a Sal-lad!?

Originally posted by citystompers

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMULONI

Originally posted by televandalist

Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy’s cousin…

Originally posted by kaijusaurus

VICTORY SCREECH!

You got it set to “M” for Mini, when it should be set to “W” for Wumbo!

Originally posted by speedrasir

@shadeslayerbros

I love this.

Originally posted by lzbarnabas

“I lost something once. Something I couldn’t live without! My identity!”

“It will go right to your thighs!”

“And then you blow up”