lavahanje:

mysticorset:

damnitsizzi:

badendchan:

_{>find out there’s a Rubber Armor hidden in the game somewhere}

_{>immediately abandon any and all prior goals to venture blindly into deadly high-level zones, referencing vague guides to find the shrines holding my prize, die a dozen times, blow all of my remaining rupees on a weird hood from a secret store in Gerudo Town to finally complete this most important of quests}

_{NE’ER SHALL I BE HINDERED IN THE PURSUIT OF MY FETISH AESTHETIC (ง'̀-‘́)ง} 

I may not know anything about flowers…BUT I KNOW A GIMP SUIT WHEN I SEE ONE!

Great now I’ve got to kinkshame the Hero of Time.

Nintendo just don’t give a fuck