inaccurate-mobius-quotes:

Rouge: Merry Christmas, Shadow!

Shadow: The hell’s a Christmas?

Rouge: It’s a holiday where people give others nice presents. It’s also where Santa comes and gives everyone who’s been good this year, a nice gift.

Shadow: So what, does he just knock on your door and hand it to you?

Rouge: Nope, he sneaks into your hou-

Shadow: And how does he know whether we’ve been good or not?

Rouge: He’s always watching us.

Shadow: And he’s coming..

Rouge: Tonight.

Shadow: Omega, Initiate immediate lockdown, and all weapon systems.. And get my gun.

Rouge: Shadow no.