Anonymous
asked:
Who do you think is the Hotter Smash Girl? Wii Fit Trainer or Samus?
jaxblade
answered:

…………..

Samus….is a girl???

riothiei

nigga……seriously?!?! Who the Hell do you think was in that blue suit

jaxblade

Really?!?! I thought that was a just rule 63 version of Samus cause theres a rule 63 Wii Fit Trainer…..So This is a woman? 

wooooow i had no idea

riothiei


Jordan, Jordan JORDAN STAHP! We played this together you mean to tell me you had no idea. You even own the original metroid

jaxblade

Dude Imma playstation kid, I really didnt play that much nintendo and the last time i played a smash game was in 2008 and yeah I do own it but I really didnt think this person in Armor was female. Well fancy that Ya learn somethin new everyday good for her

paleosteno

Yes, Jax, Samus is a girl

There’s like so much art of her, how did you miss this:

Your reward for completing the games are seeing her out of the suit:

HOW DID YOU MISS THIS FOR SO LONG

jaxblade

Woah GODDAAAAAMN she’s a babe 

I dont know. I am extremely oblivious and I thought she was from the future…..so how/when did she and Lil Mac get frisky?

riothiei

Remember that one time this year you didnt know Samus was female

jaxblade

you act like its common sense I dont know, I just saw this suit through my childhood I didnt know

riothiei

I had to come back to this cause it still cracks me up that its 2015 and you just found out Samus was a girl in january hahaha

jaxblade

Like I said up there I never saw her without the suit when I was a kid so I just thought she was like Master chief, I didnt know lol my b

roaringjade

This is hilarious

girl-of-tao

Next you’ll be telling me Zelda isnt a girl :P

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ozwizardx

I hope you know Sheik is Zelda….

jaxblade

are you serious? 

like really?

tubeztheone

JAX… BOI

Are you fucking serious!!

Come on Man!!!

jaxblade

DUUUUUUDE FORREAL! I dont play many video games besides fighting games and beat em ups so wow

Though to be fair last year I found out this Girl with black hair and glasses

Originally posted by emmagoodall

was actually Amanda Bynes iin the Amanda show HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA I had No idea for years cause I was mad they never met xD

Originally posted by myworldbyme

adamtheamazing64

Next you’re going to tell me you don’t know that Superman is Clark Kent.

jaxblade

IN MY DEFENSE I sometimes pull the ol Superhero Captain America disguise at conventions just by wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses

 and Literally NONE of my close friends (excluding three @jhaller2 caught me) have recognized me walking by them circling them until I let them know xD