I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her
Me: I’m a little high but –
Y'all rushing to that reblog button:
It’s an awesome idea tho
Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:
I said yes!
(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)
This was actually a cultural tradition of the Rajputs, if a man gave a woman his dagger, it was a symbol of marriage.
edit: proxy marriage when the groom is not present! It’s not a symbol for proposal.
If one of y’all lovely ladies ever wants to marry me, this is the only proposal I’ll accept
listen up my futures, here is my standard
step up to standards or become friend zoned forever
Holy damn that is one dope ass knife.
so much more practical then rings! even if not that sharp
Ok, but if someone you’re in love with gives you a knife, you must give them at least a penny as payment so that it never cuts your love.
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