jaxblade:

norseminuteman:

red-faced-wolf:

kasaron:

bears-for-the-bear-god:

the-goddamn-doomguy:

captainsnoop:

big dick energy

Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans.

This is genuinely beyond big dick energy

It’s honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE)

Holy shit

Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT. 

Also I love how they don’t just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he’s been kicking ass on Mars/Hell.  

ALPHA AF!!!