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Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.
havelightedfools

Condoms. I am the safe sex dragon

20furiousbluebirds

Mirrors! I’m either a very vain dragon, a very fabulous dragon, or both.

hedwighood

A pile of coppers and small change. I’m a dragon who likes to show off their wealth in the most elaborate and redundant way possible. Or it’s a fashion choice and matches my scales. Or both. 

stripeysocksarecool

knitting! I can haz jumpers?

20furiousbluebirds

We now have the four main villains of a really weird and slightly undramatic D&D campaign. I can just imagine the faces of the bored and annoyed adventurers walking away with their new hordes…

ayellowbirds

appropriately enough, the first thing i saw was a tabletop RPG book.

g-r-a-v-e-y-a-r-d

not to be annoying but i keep my hormones on my bedside table to the left of me. what im trying to say is im clearly a titty dragon and like… im not apologizing for that?

ayellowbirds

i mean, this might just be my queer scalie ass talking, but “titty dragon” would be pretty well within the description of my life goals.

emiratexaaron

Incentive spirometers. :|

ravynfyre

Trees. I see trees and grasslands and fields. I would not mind being a Guardian of the Lands.

eerian-sadow

Car windows.

Originally posted by tiredtangerine

fuzipenguin

Cats. 

Accurate. 

insecuriosity

Smartphones ? …. Lame :c

aviatordragons

dnd dice

afallenwolf

Concept Art Books!!!

feretta

Extremely expensive technology. Or cereal bowls, depending.

haybuck-pony

Laptops. Whelp.

shadowking58

@haybuck-pony I am also the Laptop dragon.