>be trader in great city of Ur
>see cutie at cattle market
>”you look as lovely as the goddess Ishtar!“
>”thanks but i’d rather look like the goddess Bopha”
>”who is this Bopha, that surpasses the morning star in her splendour?”
>unleavened bread spills out of tunic
What are the chances I’d find this on tumblr in the middle of a cuneiform lesson in class