I will axe all side productions and merch that is embarrassing to look a
surround the trailer editing team with the watchful eyes of armed guards
Publically spank myself when I miss a deadline. Lend myself to be tarred and feathered in the town square
Make Adrien blush 1x per episode. More “are you lyinggg” faces per season.
Make chat noir blush and have fangs sometimes maybe
Make Adrien skateboard and have chat noir hair maybe sometimes
Make marinette join boxing
Make marinette carry Adrien and chat noir bridal style
Make chat noir spit out a tooth when he gets hit hard. Running gag about Adrien having a dark, traumatic dental history but is so rich he can replace teeth no problem. Even will run into a wall and break all his teeth as a distraction so he can help ladybug sneak around
Make plagg and tikki human for a while. Plagg becomes Adrien’s secret messy, lazy unemployed roommate who overshadows Adrien in handsomeness- ppl don’t notice Adrien as much and Adrien notices plagg gets a lot of free passes for being a slob just bc he is handsome aand makes him very annoyed but also has a lot of fun having a brotherly figure around
Make a Wild West Akuma where ladybug is sheriff and chat noir is her deputy and she pins a little star on him and he gets so happy and they get in a racous bar fight with the Akuma in which ladybug is smashing bottles over their head in a saloon girl disguise while chat noir plays ragtime piano and cheers her on from the sidelines
Make chat noir get hurt MORE … like in guitar villain when he catches his baton and is so proud then face plants right into a traffic light. I love it
Make an episode where Chat Noir is the star in an Akuma fight and makes ladybug swoon a bit
Make chat noir a better fighter in general and pepper in more moments where he’s got a Peter Pan/bugs bunny prankster thing going on where he messes with the Akuma just to mess with them
Make nino and Alya get married yesterday and adopt Adrien
Make Adrien ask ladybug to prom au… which I’m about to post…
Also make chat noir and ladybug somehow case a tear in the space and time continuum and they meet Pizzabug and cola chat and chat noir won’t stop talking about how hot and cheesy Pizzabug is and cola chat tries to hit on ladybug and says he likes her costume
Chat noir does the gladiator thing but instead of a rose he smooches her cheek then says keep the pizza. It matches your costume
Anyway vote for me thanks
*slams hands on the table*
The leader we deserve!
OMG I AM DYING, I WOULD VOTE FOR YOU
I’LL VOTE FOR YOU AND MAKE GRAPHICS FOR YOUR CAMPAIGN