yourplayersaidwhat:

I wanted to share this because this was one of the best things that have happened in the DnD campaign I’m in so far.

So I play with 2 of my best friends and my Boyfriend. My one friend is a Orc bard named David, my other friend is a human paladin named Brian, My bf is the DM and plays a female Wood elf fighter named Autumn who is dating my character who is a female Wood elf Druid named Holly.

So we had just got done fighting a room full of Undead and we decided to rest, and this happened.

Autumn: “Let’s all go rest, I need get my energy back up.”

Me: “I can help with that” *wiggles eyebrows*

Brian: “OMG no.”

DM: “Roll a performance check.“

Me: *rolls nat 1*

Brian/David: *Dies of laughter* 

DM: “Y-You couldn’t get the bra off.”

Me: *lays on the floor*