crazyintheeast:

Tony Stark: Peter you are sixteen year old andyou can bench press a schoolbus but crime fighting is still dangerous so I am going to provide you with a high tech bullet proof armor equipped with an AI and several hundred options that will help you fight criminals. Also until you are older I’ll limit you to fighting the local petty crimes and try to keep you away from the truly dangerous criminals

Bruce Wayne: Robin you are an eight year old who can do backflips. Let’s put you in spandex and throw you at a serial killer lmao