joshay98:

One of my favorite things that my buddy has told me. 

She was playing Payday 2 and is really new to the game, doesn’t know how alot of the heists are called or how they work and is just playing trough Story Mode to get a feeling for the game.
She did the Meltdown heist. 
The next time when she told me what she did in Payday I looked trough some of her achievements to see what she did.

I noticed that she got the “There was a car?!” achievement (beating Meltdown without using the Longfellow.)
So I asked her what exactly she did in the Meltdown heist and wanted to know if she started achievement hunting so early on. She told me that she was playing trough the heist normally, opening containers, grabbing the nukes and putting them on forklifts to bring them to the train. 

I noticed that she didn’t mention anything about a car. 
So I aksed her if she used the Longfellow. She was just really confused and asked what that thing is. I explained to her that there is a car with which you can bring the nukes to the train.
She said that she did use it. She meant the forklifts.
I told her that there is a proper car that can drive alot faster than the forklifts. 

Best part: 
She never noticed that the Longfellow was there. She was really confused and just said: “There was a car?!” 

Never had a better laugh in my entire life.