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taoofmaud: The Tao of Maud, Year 5, Day 11Week 2 - Kindness

Fri, 11 Jan 2019 07:08:00 -0500

taoofmaud:

The Tao of Maud, Year 5, Day 11
Week 2 - Kindness

danktoday: ass betrayed me by Knugsters MORE MEMES

Thu, 10 Jan 2019 20:48:34 -0500

danktoday:

ass betrayed me by Knugsters

MORE MEMES

askmovieslate: Seriously though, what a disappointment. I feel...

Thu, 10 Jan 2019 20:43:40 -0500

askmovieslate:

Seriously though, what a disappointment.

I feel dirty getting up on the “CGI is worse than practical effects” soapbox, because I’ve seen amazing CGI and terrible practical effects, but this movie feels like it was made just for me to go on such a vapid rant. The first movie had some of the best practical effects I’ve ever seen, and still have nightmares about, but what happened here feels like a slap in the face. It was clear that the people making this movie had a lot of love for it and wanted it to be good, with fairly solid acting and a set design that perfectly matches what we see in the original. I heard that the original cut of this movie had amazing practical effects, and the people who made them were so upset at how the studio just slapped a bunch of CGI on top of their work went and made their own movie called Harbinger Down. I need to get myself a copy of that.

And now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get another bucket. Thank goodness King Thorax wasn’t here for the original.

((OOC: You can check the Mod’s real thoughts on the movie on the DeviantArt link right here.))

((OOC: Feel free to also check the Making Of post.))

fuckshitavenue: piccolit: givemethefrenchfries: I tried...

Mon, 07 Jan 2019 17:22:42 -0500

fuckshitavenue:

piccolit:

givemethefrenchfries:

I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed

Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.

This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

literally just

equestriadaily:Amazing Derpy Hooves, Vinyl Scratch, and Discord...

Mon, 07 Jan 2019 17:11:18 -0500

equestriadaily:

Amazing Derpy Hooves, Vinyl Scratch, and Discord Cancelled Toy Prototypes http://dlvr.it/Qw9b55

hanaxsongs: “Vincent deserved a happier life than the one I...

Mon, 07 Jan 2019 17:10:54 -0500

hanaxsongs:

“Vincent deserved a happier life than the one I could give him.” Jack sighed. “We both knew that I could never put anything above my duty. Everything I fought for was to protect people like him… That’s the sacrifice I made.”

“Relationships don’t work out so well for us, do they?” Ana said, unconsciously running her thumb over where her wedding ring used to be.

tastefullyoffensive:Spooky.

Mon, 07 Jan 2019 16:30:58 -0500

tastefullyoffensive:

Spooky.

valkyrieraisingcain: heatandapathy: This user is still gaining...

Mon, 07 Jan 2019 15:36:56 -0500

valkyrieraisingcain:

heatandapathy:

This user is still gaining porn bot followers

This user has seen an increase in porn bot followers.

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Mon, 07 Jan 2019 15:36:42 -0500

Hnnnng, Colonel , Gray Fox just came out of an assist trophy

Mon, 07 Jan 2019 15:35:53 -0500

suppermariobroth: Course start screens from Super Mario 64 DS.

Mon, 07 Jan 2019 14:52:45 -0500

suppermariobroth:

Course start screens from Super Mario 64 DS.

cobrilee: eeyore9990: cobrilee: I’m getting my oil changed, sitting in the lobby while I wait, and...

Sun, 06 Jan 2019 15:18:37 -0500

cobrilee:

eeyore9990:

cobrilee:

I’m getting my oil changed, sitting in the lobby while I wait, and this lady is talking to the clerk about some kind of payment she needs to make (a store card, maybe? Probably). She asks if she can make her payment in store and the guy says, “Cash payments, yeah.”

Lady: “So can I use a debit card?”

Clerk: “No, unfortunately, that’s the downside. You can make a payment in store, but it has to be cash.”

Lady: “So I can’t use a check or a card?”

NO LADY YOU FUCKING CAN’T HE SAID CASH PAYMENTS ONLY TWICE JFC I HATE PEOPLE

(Since tumblr’s reply system sucks, let me try that again on a reblog.)

This reminds me of the single greatest thing I think I’ve ever witnessed.

I was grocery shopping once at a store where their internet was down (or whatever they used like… 15 years ago?… to communicate with credit card companies). There were signs EVERYWHERE that said “No Credit Cards at this time. All purchases are Cash Only.” Big ones at the registers too, but the cashier working my line was also telling every person before ringing them up.

This guy in front of me let the cashier ring him up and then HANDED OVER HIS DEBIT CARD. I am almost certain the cashier didn’t even say anything before calling for a manager, but when the manager got there, she was like, *totally robotic, dead voice of a person who has literally said this a THOUSAND TIMES*, “We’re cash only today.”

The customer said, “That’s a debit card. It’s just like cash.” And he was super condescending about it.

So the manager opened the cash drawer, took out a 5, 10, and a 20 dollar bill and proceeded to study all the bills next to this man’s debit card. I mean, squinting and smoothing her finger over the corners and everything. (My money is on this woman being a theater nerd, lol.)

But anyway, I’m starting to quietly lose it, because this has just turned from annoying to The Best Thing Ever in the blink of an eye.

Finally, the manager goes, “You’re absolutely right, sir. Sorry for the inconvenience, it’s EXACTLY LIKE A 10 DOLLAR BILL.” She opens the drawer, puts the bills away, PUTTING HIS DEBIT CARD ON TOP OF THE PILE OF 10S, and calmly says, “Your remaining balance is (whatever his total was less ten dollars).

Of course the asshole customer lost his fucking mind and started ranting, and I’m sure that manager caught hell for it, but dude. Best Power Move Ever.

I have no idea how it actually ended because the cashier opened a different line to check us out, but man. I will never forget that.

This lady is my hero. May she still be out there, in perfect health, destroying entitled assholes like a wrecking ball.

skyblep: when your friends are all from different timezones but youre online

Sun, 06 Jan 2019 13:21:01 -0500

skyblep:

when your friends are all from different timezones but youre online

hollyblueagate: hollyblueagate: fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one...

Sun, 06 Jan 2019 12:24:59 -0500

hollyblueagate:

hollyblueagate:

fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all

just a few things established in the fosters universe

imaginary friends are sentient people and everyone can see them

8 years old is considered too old to have an imaginary friend

a large amount of imaginary friends get thrown out on the street legally. At several points they talk about how they had nowhere to go and just wandered around. In Good Wilt Hunting you see a neighborhood full of imaginary friends that live on the street

this is such an issue there’s shelter(s). there’s absolutely political debates about this.

imaginary friends have rights, but not the same rights as humans (they can hold jobs and need passports and such but they can be confiscated/held as property and apparently killed without any legal issues)

babies imagine abstract, swarming friends, kids imagine normal friends, anyone older tends towards violent monsters that have to be locked up to keep them from attacking people

at one point, someone imagines a friend and eats it because they’re hungry

this is all just treated as facts of life

cybeast-gregar: cybeast-gregar: blueonwrestling: weebyrus: bl...

Sun, 06 Jan 2019 12:23:47 -0500

cybeast-gregar:

cybeast-gregar:

blueonwrestling:

weebyrus:

blueonwrestling:

THE FUCKING BOY KENNETH OMEGA CAME OUT TO HOPES AND DREAMS, THE FUCKIN’ LAD.

ALSO MAYBE DRESSED UP AS KRIS FROM DELTARUNE TOO.

THE ONE WINGED ANGEL PUT ON A HELL OF A PERFORMANCE, BUT GO ACE.

I did some research and yes, toby fox did make it. Had no clue he was into wrestling, but the more you know.

toby and kenny met up around september last year at a tokyo game show

plus undertale is massive in japan, so theres a good following with him being in the biggest japanese wrestling promotion in the world.

there’s also this collaboration between the two of them

attackondeeznutz: mackseptiplier: danavibangme: Nothing makes...

Sun, 06 Jan 2019 12:22:30 -0500

attackondeeznutz:

mackseptiplier:

danavibangme:

Nothing makes me happier than how proud Arin is with this dumb joke

My favorite part is that Dan legit ignores him the first 2 times because he doesn’t know wtf he’s saying.

Even if you don’t watch Game Grumps, please watch this innocent man hysterically laugh at his own joke

susanoomon:probably this already exists but if not then here it...

Fri, 04 Jan 2019 22:24:06 -0500

susanoomon:

probably this already exists but if not then here it is.

nikogeyer:FOLLOW FOR MORE ART! | NIKOGEYER.COM | TWITTER

Fri, 04 Jan 2019 21:21:27 -0500

nikogeyer:

FOLLOW FOR MORE ART! | NIKOGEYER.COM | TWITTER

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Fri, 04 Jan 2019 21:01:41 -0500

suppermariobroth:In Super Mario Bros., if Mario touches a vine...

Fri, 04 Jan 2019 21:01:00 -0500

suppermariobroth:

In Super Mario Bros., if Mario touches a vine when the block it has grown out of is exactly halfway off the screen to the left (the vine itself should be invisible due to being programmed to not display when it is partially offscreen), pressing Left will teleport Mario to the right edge of the screen._{Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Store | Source: myself, Super Mario Bros. (NA, NES) in NES emulator}